Start your day like a bitch who burned the world down and came back for seconds. This ain’t your basic brew — this is scorched-earth coffee with a trauma-to-power finish and a slutty little afterbite. Bold. Bitter. Unrelenting. Just like you.
Tasting notes: Black smoke, deep roast, shattered expectations, lingering regret (his, not yours).
Pairs well with: Lawsuits, lipstick, and reliving your villain origin story.
Warning: May cause flashbacks, truth bombs, and spontaneous declarations of “I said no.”
